Crazy

Crazy Train
By Ozzy Osbourne
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Saturday night's sunset. It was so peaceful outside. But, that all ended when I went indoors. My home is like a circus minus the ringmaster. I like my family but they are ever so diligently chipping away at my sanity. I did not have much to begin with either. I cant afford to be an alcoholic, unless I drink Mad Dog 20/20.......ack! No thanks! They haven't legalized marijuana yet so that is out of the question..sigh. I am so close to going back to my personal MD and getting some kind of medicine...lithium is good stuff I hear, or some prozac. Does that kind of medicine have side affects?

Sunday evening, just before bed time, Toddler Terror just had to have a PB & J on his rice bread.

Now I know why my computer is running crappy lately!

The weather here in Oklahoma has been quite nice. Toddler Terror and I have been spending a lot of the days outdoors. Fall in Oklahoma is my absolute favorite season of the entire year. Hubby and son #1 went out Saturday while Wee One and I were at the Fair and sighted in deer rifles, except mine of course. Who knows when I'll get to sight mine in. Last year I only got to hunt a few days. Then towards the end of the season the weather turned nasty. Best friend L. gave me a phone number for a daycare that is going to be opening up. I am going to call them and see about sending Toddler Terror there during the day when deer season starts.

Oklahoma has had some very odd news here lately. Very odd indeed. Well, you know we recently had the "Penis Pump" Judge who was sentenced to prison time. I bet he isint treated all too nicely in the joint. He should have been thinking about that when he was getting his rocks off under his judge's robe while presiding over court. One word comes to my mind when I see pictures of that nasty old man, PERVERT.

Then we have Snyder, Oklahoma's Police Chief Quits Over Nude INTERNET Photos of Wife . Here is a snippet from Chief Tod Ozmun's interview:

"People in this country do what she does on a daily basis," he said. "It's absolutely ludicrous. Makes no sense at all."
He said he has had lengthy discussions with his wife about the photos but does not tell her what to do.
"My wife is 6-foot-3 and weighs 300 pounds," he said. "If there is somebody that thinks they can control her, have at it. I have tried for 11 years and haven't been able to."

OMG, I'd rather not even think about what those pictures looked like. If I were in Chief Ozmun's shoes, I'd not only resign but take my 20 grand compensation pay and leave town...poor guy.

The Old Guy was not happy when he wanted attention and did not get it. I was cooking dinner when I took this picture.

Son #1 had his first offical babysitting job yesterday afternoon. He babysat an almost 4 yo and a 7 yo. He said it was fun. He watched NFL, played playstation, and played doh all day. He also cooked 'easymac' in the microwave and microwave popcorn, and made koolaide for his little charges to drink. He made some good cash! When I asked him this morning on his way to school if he would watch Toddler Terror for me for 1 hour Wednesday so I could go out to the CB Ranch and talk to the ranch-hand foreman about working this upcoming cattle shippings, son #1 said "it'll cost ya." Me, "wft?! cost me? what?" Son #1, "well, I figure I should get about $5 an hour, its the going rate ya know." Me, "okay, sure, no problem. And you can wash your own clothes and drive your self home from football practice too." I suppose that was kind of mean of me.....I'll end up paying him and not making him do his laundry or bum a ride...

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It was my turn to have Toddler Terror duty for son #1's home football game last night. It was another good game. We won 16-0. Son #1 played excellent. He played starting offense center position the whole game until the last half when he played both offense and defense (not sure which defense position he played) he had 1 QB sack and recovered a fumble from the opposing team. Son #1's game was on fire last night! I didnt get any pictures because I do not trust hubby with my camera and he takes crappy pictures anyhow. TT and I arrived late and left early. We came home and we all hung out outside until just after dark. I missed Monday Night football so now I have to go check the scoreboards...