TGIF
Tomorrow, bright and early is son #1's football scrimmage. I thought it was going to be one game...ohhhhh nooooo it is not. Teams are coming from all over in their league. Each team is allowed 20 plays each game. If I did the math correct, it adds up to 200 plays for each team! Son #1 said " mom! it'll be over before you know it, 200 plays isint jack diddly!" Yeah, maybe for him.....
Here is our conversation after son #1's football practice last nite.
me " why are you 15 minutes late?"
son#1 "because coach P made me and T (the QB is son #1's best friend) practice 50 extra snaps."
me "why, are you messing up?"
son #1 "nope, just practicing so we dont. ummm, I need to soak in your bathtub with the jets on when I get home."
me "why?" I am always worried about a sports injury...
son#1 " I had a 200 pound 8th grader fall on my back during our scrimmage today."
me " a 200 pound 8th grader?! no freakin way!"
son #1 "yes mom! so and so weighs 203 pounds and he didnt even flunk!"
me "are you serious?"
son #1 "yes! he has a moustache AND chest hair!"
me "oh my, how in the world did he fall on your back?"
son #1 " Geesh, mom! as center, its my job to protect the QB after my snap. So I did this play to protect the QB from being rushed."
then son #1 shows me the play he did to trip up the rushing 8th grader. It was so cute too, Wee One got down and was copying the move son #1 did and got it right on the first try.
me " okay, you can use my tub, just clean it good when your done."
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Yesterday evening, TT and I were jumping on the trampoline. But, he was too busy hollering at his brother who was riding his dirt bike....
It was SO HOT! I mean HOT!!! After I came indoors after finishing my evening chores, I took a long hot shower. Then I went to bed with my hair wet which = a nice scare-doo in the AM.
This is what you call puttin' on the brakes! When I first saw the picture, I got a kick out of B's face!
Please forgive any typos or stuff like that, my mouse is acting like a piece of sh*t today. I tried cleaning ir and taking it apart (probly what is really wrong w/ it!) and it STILL is not working right! grrrrr I'd ask hubby to fix it for me when he comes in for lunch but I wont be here because I am avoiding the asshole....he is being such an ass...
posted by BarnGoddess_01 at 8/25/2006
4 Comments:
aww how cute, the boys doing their lil' football moves. Wow 200 lbs in 8th grade.....that's crazy!!! What do they feed those kids? lol
Ph oh! What'd he do now? Has it to do with TT, by chance? Let it go girl, rant away, I'm listening! D
bri-all this scratching.....does the bunny have a flea? I have some extra advantage if ya need it! just joking, my friend ;) Yes, I love my 2 boys, even whenthey drive me insane....which is 24/7 these days. I dont think I was meant to be a parent.
redneckgirl-I know 200pounds! geesh, steroids? nahhh I doubt it, I think this kid comes froma family of giants, literally...
felinefrisky-thnx, hubby can be such an asshole when he chooses and this week seems to be the week, I think he has PMS or something...well he better straighten up because the ole Barngoddess isint putting up with much more of his sh*t for long...adios amigo is what he'll be a hearin'...
Hope the game goes good tommorow and that hubby is acting better too!
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